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Friday Foolishness :-)

Thought I’d end the week with something silly.

My friend and I were discussing pick up lines that guys throw at us on the street. These dudes may not get my number, but I couldnt help but shake my head up at these lines to get my attention.

1. I may be a diabetic, but I wouldnt mind feasting on that chocolate. (referring to my complexion…homeboy was like 50. For real).
2. Girl, you got so much ass it’s coming out of your pockets!
3. Damn, can I get your phone number? No? How about a screen name?!

What funny/lame/odd/crazy/gross lines has someone thrown at you?

  1. May 23, 2008 at 9:27 pm | #1

    They’re bad. So bad…

  2. June 7, 2008 at 11:44 pm | #2

    “Girl, you got so much ass it’s coming out of your pockets!”

    wtf. who says that crap? i need to know who said that so i can kick him in the balls… that might be the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard.

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